Lelaki Hensem vs Lelaki Tak Hensem
Kalau lelaki handsome pendiam
perempuan akan cakap:: wow, cool giler...
Kalau lelaki tak handsome pendiam
perempuan akan cakap: eh perasan macam bagus...
Kalau lelaki handsome berbuat jahat
perempuan akan kata: nobody's perfect
Kalau lelaki tak handsome berbuat jahat
perempuan akan cakap: memang.... muka pun macam pecah rumah!
Kalau lelaki handsome menolong perempuan yang diganggu
perempuan akan cakap: wah.. machonya.. macam hero filem!
Kalau lelaki tak handsome menolong perempuan yang diganggu
perempuan akan kata: entah2 kawan dia...
Kalau lelaki handsome dapat perempuan cantik
perempuan akan kata: sepadan sangat...
Kalau lelaki tak handsome dapat perempuan cantik
perempuan akan kata: mesti kena bomoh perempuan tuh!
Kalau lelaki handsome ditinggal kekasih
perempuan akan kata: jangan sedih, kan saya ada..
Kalau lelaki tak handsome ditinggal kekasih
perempuan akan kata:...(terdiam, tapi telunjuknya
meliuk-liuk dari atas ke bawah, "Patutlah, tengok saja luarannya.")
Kkalau lelaki handsome penyayang binatang
perempuan akan cakap: perasaannya halus...penuh kasih sayang
Kkalau lelaki tak handsome penyayang binatang
perempuan akan cakap: sesama keluarga memang harus menyayangi...
Kalau lelaki handsome bawa BMW
perempuan akan cakap: matching... hebat luar dalam
Kalau lelaki tak handsome bawa BMW
perempuan akan cakap: bang, bosnya mana?...
Kalau lelaki handsome tak mau bergambar
perempuan akan cakap: pasti takut kalau2 gambarnya tersebar
Kalau lelaki tak handsome tak mau bergambar
perempuan akan kata: tak sanggup melihat hasilnya ya...?
Kalau lelaki handsome menuang air ke gelas perempuan
perempuan akan cakap:ini barulah lelaki gentleman
Kalau lelaki tak handsome menuang air ke gelas perempuan
perempuan akan cakap: naluri pembantu, memang begitu....
Kalau lelaki handsome bersedih hati
perempuan akan cakap: let me be your shoulder to cry on
Kalau lelaki tak handsome bersedih hati
perempuan akan kata: Kuat nangis! Tak malu betul!! Lelaki ke bukan ni?!!!
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"There is Pride deep in us,but let no arrogance across us"
"Respect need to be earn and it is an Honor"
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"Result will only show it self when we work hard enough to achieve it" 28_05_2009
Dare TO Fail in order TO Achieve something out of ordinary. 28_05_2009
" Be Humble as You Will See The Future From The Past"
" Respect the people you see when u struggle to the TOP as you will see them again on the way down"
"Decision is a risk,understand it before making it"
"Life is not about how people observe and judge you,it is about
how you live your life"
"It's not about how we speak,it's how we get the job done"
"If you have a Dream,Dream on and achieve it,but,we can't just had it unless we Dream 1st"from Joan.
"Don't follow your Dream,chase them" by Gimson.
"A photographer is the one who produce a quality photo
as quality photo depends on the man behind the camera"
"Love your self before loving or want to be love by others"
"Photo represent me,the way I feel and the way I deliver my thought about the rotating world"
"When you are climbing the ladder to the top,there are people all over,observing you,criticized you,but there is ONE Almighty Who will always keep an open eyes on us,pray to the ONE for a sweet success"
"Although forgive and forget our past might be a hard things for us,but sometimes if carry us forward to a better life"
" I saw you,I can feel you,but I can't own you,what should I do"
"Each of moment we glance through is a path and from it we learn and keep on learning and learning,and it shall never end"
" Professional is a etiquette that we get our job done by hook or by crook and in a perfect manner and not as our equipment that meant to reflect us!"
"Life is a FIGHTt,ain't no body gonna fight for it BUT your self!"
"Love the Heart who Love you but never Hate the Heart who Hurt you"
" If you don't try harder,things just don't get better"
"There is Pride deep in us,but let no arrogance across us"
"Respect need to be earn and it is an Honor"
" Nothing is Impossible,Dream of It,Live In It,Just Do It "
" If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes. " by Mui mui Amanda
" Photo,a priceless piece of memories."
" I can't Change How the WORLD look,but I can Change How The WORLD look at M3 =o" '30.1.2009'
" Life is a playground of endless possibilities,be optimist! "
9_2_2009 2.12am
" Everyone is beautiful in their own way,appreciate them "
19_2_2009
" Thinking ahead make you forget the past
thinking the past make you appreciate the present "
28_2_2009
" We can't shoot two birds in one shot! But We can always make a perfect aim for one " 28_2_2008
"Result will only show it self when we work hard enough to achieve it" 28_05_2009
Dare TO Fail in order TO Achieve something out of ordinary. 28_05_2009
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cool man..sial..memang pun..laki handsome memang byk advantage..i juga salah 1 drpd group laki handsome..lol..haha..blur blur..=.=zzZ
ReplyDelete2 COO,
ReplyDeleteu mmg handsome mia leh~ =]
cheh.... ps[coo perasan d XD ]
hahaha~